*Only scripted mention*

"INTERIOR: PORKINS' COCKPIT.

PORKINS: Red Six standing by."

*Unused scripts*

From "Star Wars Christmas Special"

"EXT: SPACE.

A lone X-WING flies across the night sky,
pulled by eight large BANTHA. The back is
laden with a huge red sack of gifts.

PORKINS CLAUSE

"This is Porkins Clause, standing by! Ho ho ho!"

INT: Cheiwe's hut.

Luke holds Leia in a loving embrace.
Standing around are Cheiwe Chewbacca and his family.
They all look up as they hear Porkins Clause's cheerful voice.
Cheiwe's kids squeal in delight, awaiting Porkins Clause's arrival.

EXT: SPACE

The X-WING draws closer to the hut, as the BANTHA bawl loudly.
Then, with a loud THUMP, they all land on the roof of the hut.

INT: Cheiwe's hut.

The kids are jumping all over, excitedly.
Then all heads turn toward the chiminy, as
Porkins Clause slides down, holding his bag of gifts.

PORKINS CLAUSE

"Merry Christmas, everybody! Ho ho ho! I've got presents for all of you!

He hands each person in the hut a large,
wrapped package, as all the kids cheer.

Then, with a pick of his nose, he shoots
back up the chiminy, into his X-WING, and
flies off into space."

From "The Empire Strikes Back"

"SURFACE: DEGOBAH

Shot of YODA's hut. There are lights on inside.
We can hear Voices.

PORKINS
'But when, Master Yoda? When will dinner be ready?'

INT: YODA'S HUT

YODA
'It will be ready, when it is ready.
Until then, you must learn to control
your Hunger.'

PORKINS
'But it's so hard, and I'm so *BURP!* Hungry!'

YODA
'Before you can eat, you must confront your father.'

PORKINS
'What do you mean? My father's a cook at the Cantina.'

YODA
'No, he is not your real father. Jabba the Hutt,
your real father is. You must face him, then Dinner
will be complete.'

PORKINS
'NNNOOOOOO*BURP!*OOOOOOOO!!!!'"

Return of the Jedi

"INT: JABBA'S THRONE ROOM

A lone figure walks down the steps, eclipsing
all the light entering the room. As he walks
to the middle of the room, we see him as PORKINS.
Jabba is aware of his presence, and awakens from
his slumber. He regards the portly form before him,
before speaking.

JABBA
'Who the hell are you, fat guy?'

PORKINS
'I am your son, Jek Porkins. Master Yoda sent me to
confront you.'

Jabba eyes him suspiciously.

JABBA
'Blast! I knew one of those little slave girl escapades
would come back to haunt me. What do you want with me?'

PORKINS
'Yoda told me that ifd I didn't confront my true father,
I wouldn't get any dinner. Now I have met you, so I can
go eat.'

Porkins starts to leave, but begins to sob, uncontrolably.

PORKINS
'Awww, dad! Give me a hug!'

JABBA
'Nooooooo! Get this thing away from me!'

PORKINS
'But dad--'

JABBA
(interrupts)'Go away! The very sight of you is repulsive
to me!'

PORKINS
'But we could cook for the galaxy, as father and son!
We could start a weight-loss program!'

JABBA
'NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!'

Dejectedly, Porkins leaves Jabba's palace, and gets in his
bowstringed X-WING.

PORKINS
'Oh well. Dinner!'"

*Cut scenes and pictures*

An ugly shot of Porkins naked.

Porkins eating Lunch with Yoda.

One of his early jobs.

A shot of him during his Empire enlistment.